I loved the 1980s. The decade produced some of history’s best “bad” martial arts movies—genre flicks that are critically panned but commercially loved. Think Steven Seagal’s Above the Law, Michael Dudikoff’s American Ninja and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Bloodsport. Looking back, I find these movies so amazingly cheesy that I’m surprised Kraft Foods hasn’t started packaging them with its macaroni. But I loved them when I was a kid, and I still get a kick out of watching them today. So I was keen on viewing Jean-Claude Van Damme’s The Shepherd: Border Patrol, the latest project from one of our biggest ’80s screen heroes. Released straight to DVD by Sony Pictures, it’s definitely a throwback to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s martial arts movies with its paper-thin plot and emphasis on action. But it has modern twists, incorporating issues like illegal immigration, drug smuggling and the consequences of Middle East violence on American soldiers.
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