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Dr. Craig's Martial Arts Movie Lounge

In the braniac comedy Paper Tigers, judging from this article's title, the film is more NSYNC than the prancing twisted version of their hit song By By By. Action films plagiarize each other by writing wall-to-wall action, a roller coaster ride, high-octane action and kick-ass fights. Like Bruce Lee says, "If you make an ass of yourself, there'll always be someone to ride you." Then there's Paper Tigers, who with jocular composition and wisecrack exposition, has quasi-wall-to-quasi-wall action (no limitation as limitation), a high-decane (that's higher than octane) backwards roller coaster ride with kick-whole body fights. And don't forget the zombie, origami and opera.

I've seen 15,000+ martial arts movies, which is a lot of plot repetition. Written by Vietnamese American Bao Tran, though Paper Tigers appears to be a revenge-for-killing-my-master motivated movie, it's a superbly well crafted relationship ridden and character driven film that has the humor not of Jackie Chan, but of three Emmy award sitcoms, All in the Family, Cheers and Friends.

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Watch as Master Ken takes over the Black Belt Magazine Facebook page to explain what we're doing wrong and how we can fix it using his style of Ameri-Do-Te!

VIEW THE SEMINAR HERE


Master Ken and Todd Talk About What It Takes To Make Their Hit Web Series - And What's In Store!

As I pull into a parking spot in front of the worldwide ameri-do-te headquarters, a smile spreads across my face. The dojo door is locked, but that's OK because a banner sporting a familiar tiger tells me I'm in the right place. I snap a few pix for social media, then drive off to kill time until my appointment with Master Ken.

I return a little early and run into him and his sidekick Todd, who just drove up and are still stuffing burgers and fries into their faces. As I follow them inside, I'm accosted by the aroma of onions, which for some reason does not seem out of place.

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Check out the second half of our chat with the very real Matt Page and the very made-up Master Ken, founder of the deadly martial art of ameri-do-te.

Caution: You're about to read comments from a real martial artist (Matt Page) interspersed with comments from a fictional character (Master Ken). To make it easier to distinguish the two, we've italicized the words of Master Ken.

Go here to read Part 1.

BLACK BELT: WHEN A PERSON TEACHES AN ART AS DEADLY AS AMERI-DO-TE, IS IT ESSENTIAL TO COUNSEL STUDENTS ON HOW NOT TO WIND UP IN JAIL?

Master Ken: Absolutely. Some of the moves I've invented simply cannot be taught for liability reasons. For example, recently I created an inescapable hold where you trap your opponent's arms and legs, then you sit on their head and release a lethal barrage of flatulence to suffocate them. It's called the “gas chamber." I can't send civilians out in public with that kind of knowledge. It's just too dangerous.

Years ago I took an invaluable class called Introduction to Business Law at the Central New Mexico Community College, and my instructor, a one-legged veteran named Jim Hooker, gave me the most important piece of legal advice I've ever heard: “Dead men don't sue." And he was right. Because a year later, he died in a freak accident at a meat-processing plant and ended up being served as ground beef at three Albuquerque public schools. Nobody even noticed until some cheerleader bit into a sloppy Joe and broke her tooth on what turned out to be a piece of his catheter. But the point is he never pressed charges because he was deceased at the time of the accidental ingestion.

BLACK BELT: WHERE DID THE CONCEPT FOR MASTER KEN AND ENTER THE DOJO COME FROM?

Matt Page: In creating Master Ken, I was influenced by something I noticed: Some instructors, no matter how skilled or intelligent, tend to bad-mouth other styles. They see a move from some other martial art and say, “That's not bad, but in our style, it's better because we do it like this."

Each time something weird happened in any dojo, I would take a mental note and say, “Someday I'm gonna do something creative with all this." Eventually, I found my way to New Mexico and went to College of Santa Fe, now Santa Fe University. Once I received my bachelor's degree in moving-image arts, I saw that everyone was making their own Web series. At the time, I'd become obsessed with Ricky Gervais' original version of The Office on the BBC, and I decided I wanted to try that but in a world I understood. So I chose martial arts.

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